resume

i want to get a job drinking beer
i can't do anything besides drink beer and feel happy for a moment
then feel sad for a long time

i want to get a job as a headphone tester
i listened to music once as a young child and i thought that i
could do something

i want to get a job as a hard drive salesman
i spend so much fucking time on the computer anyways
why not sell my soul to make some money or something
i want to get a job as a kite
i used to get high all the time and then i realized that every time i got high
i was getting lower and lower and then i would go up but still
be underground a little bit

i want to get a job as a wind gust
wind moves things by force and i am jealous of it because i want to be blown away
have the ability to blow myself away
i want to get a job as a piano
fucking make beautiful music all day
i want to get a job building fires
and i want to sit around them while on overtime
i want to get a job setting up tents
and i will never have to listen to another police siren
or see another car accident
ever again

'unknown perspective'

i was thinking about writing a song from an 'unknown' perspective
and you were thinking about it too
we are thinking about it and
they are thinking about something along those lines
she told me to stop thinking about it
so he told her to shut the fuck up
she felt embarrassed
he thought about the process of being 'em-bare-assed'
they wondered what i was thinking
i told her that it was alright
i told him to stop being so mean to her
i told him i would make him go away
but they told me that was a bad idea
i changed my mind

'first' person

i want to invent a nose vacuum so i don't have to blow it anymore

i do not want to eat stuffed black fish and feel spoiled anymore

i wrote a song yesterday with the lyrics 'publish your novel, don't publish your novel'

i read some internet poetry and thought 'this is not poetry'

i farted this morning while lying in bed and thought it was my cellphone vibrating

i had a dream the other night that i was on roller skates

i had a dream last night that i was eating chicken at a ski resort

bradford cox is becoming a reoccurring character in my dreams

selections from a 'lightworker's facebook statuses

And im blunt about it and i say, because our planet was tooken over by a hostile extraterrestrial race after the fall of atlantis.


Everything has gotten out of hand because of a sinister control of our system via the illuminati and there ruthless games and tricks. AND THIS IS WHY MY FRIENDS THERE ARE BENEVOLENT ETS AND UFOS ALL AROUND THIS PLANET. THEY ARE FIGHTING A HOSTILE THAT IS IN CONTROL OF THIS PLACE THIS PLANET ITS GOVERNMENTS ETC.

My cat is not acting him self. He seems antesy, or bothered. Like he cant excape what ever he is encountering. Hes never under my bed nor is he ever winey. Anyone else take notice to a change in there pets behavior tonight please let me know.