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i want to get a job drinking beer
i can't do anything besides drink beer and feel happy for a moment
then feel sad for a long time

i want to get a job as a headphone tester
i listened to music once as a young child and i thought that i
could do something

i want to get a job as a hard drive salesman
i spend so much fucking time on the computer anyways
why not sell my soul to make some money or something
i want to get a job as a kite
i used to get high all the time and then i realized that every time i got high
i was getting lower and lower and then i would go up but still
be underground a little bit

i want to get a job as a wind gust
wind moves things by force and i am jealous of it because i want to be blown away
have the ability to blow myself away
i want to get a job as a piano
fucking make beautiful music all day
i want to get a job building fires
and i want to sit around them while on overtime
i want to get a job setting up tents
and i will never have to listen to another police siren
or see another car accident
ever again