Thursday, March 3, 2011

A conversation between Melatonin, Oxcytocin, Adrenal Hormones, and Sex Hormones

           The four of them sat in a circle around a small picture of a campfire. There were very few beers left. The boxes had piled up into the Mt. Everest of alcoholism.

          "Everything fucking sucks," said Melatonin.

          "I know," said Oxytocin.

          "I want to fuck this one teacher I have," said Sex Hormones.

          "Chill out negroes, tonight is gonna be fuckin insano," said Adrenal Hormones.

          "I was watching Dog The Bounty Hunter last night, shit was fucking cash,"

          "That show fucking sucks bro, what were you thinking dog?"

          "Fuck you man, that show is cool," said Melatonin.
          "I'm hungry," barked Adrenal Hormones.

           Melatonin spoke only after finishing his beer.

          "Don't worry I've packed enough cheese sandwiches to last a millennium." 

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